Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  Watched 20 Feb 2025

  ME:
  write me an incredibly pandering 1-line review for the new movie companion (2025) for me to post on letterboxd and get an absolute fuckton of likes from annoying 19 year old idiots

  ChatGPT:
  "COMPANION (2025) is what would happen if Beau Is Afraid and Talk to Me had a horrifying little Zoomer baby raised on liminal spaces and backrooms lore—absolute nightmare fuel."

  
  ME:
  try again

  ChatGPT:
  "COMPANION (2025) is the kind of movie that makes you check behind your…

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  Killing Gunther 2017

  Watched 07 Feb 2025

  Arnie Fridays off to a rocky start.

Popular reviews

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  Duel to the Death 1983

  Watched 06 Feb 2022

  Absolute wuxia bliss and maybe the greatest ninja movie ever.  I specifically want to point out the amazing sound design and music. Especially the sound of swords being unsheathed and clashing is absolutely perfect. There are some deeper themes such as the relationship between Japan and China, or how ideologies based on honor can obliterate the personal identity, and ultimately ones life. A true masterpiece of the genre.

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  Babylon 2022

  Watched 25 Jan 2023

  No screen large enough to contain it all. Celluloid immortality.