Longest 1.5 hr movie I've ever watched. The monkey that likes killing that guys family is back.

Favorite scene was when the real estate agent was telling the main guy about all the wacky deaths that have happened in Casco, Maine and she says a viper killed someone and he was like "there's no vipers in Maine..." and she was like "There is one."

Funny to end the movie with "fin"

This movie made me want to crawl out of my skin in a good and bad way. Demi Moore is the most beautiful woman in the whole world even when melted down into an abomination.

3.5 stars because this movie made me feel terrible, but it meant to make me feel terrible so is that good?

Could have showed Mr Orlock's orcock for longer and it would have been way funnier. Also funny to die of the plague in the midst of necrophilia with your dead wife. I liked when an entire family stormed out of the theater I was in during the necrophilia scene which is the last 20 mins of the movie. THAT was your last straw??