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Favorite films

  • Perfect Blue
  • The Blues Brothers
  • The Shining
  • Parasite

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  • Ben-Hur

    ★★★½

  • American Expendables: The Films of North American Pictures

    ★★½

  • Films of Fury: The Kung Fu Movie Movie

    ★★½

  • The Wiz

    ★★★

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  • Ben-Hur

    Ben-Hur

    ★★★½

    There’s lots to love about Ben Hur. Big sets. Big music. Classic story. 

    But also. Black face. And it’s a little bit Forest Gump, but with Jesus stuff instead of Elvis, JFK and the smiley face T-shirt. 

    Also I don’t need two separate scenes where a character has to talk to each of his four horses individually and wish them goodnight.

  • American Expendables: The Films of North American Pictures

    American Expendables: The Films of North American Pictures

    ★★½

    A nice little portrait of a low budget movie studio from the late 80s/early 90s. Weirdly spends a little too much of its short running time on Troma, which is a whole other thing

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  • Crimson Tide

    Crimson Tide

    ★★★★

    Solid dad movie. Hackman and Denzel going at each other? Yes please Mr Scott, I’ll take as much as you’re giving

  • Saw V

    Saw V

    ★★

    I don’t know what’s going on in these movies at this point. Is there a moral centre anymore? Jigsaw used to torture people to get them to appreciate life more. Now there’s something to do with a property development scam. 

    This one almost does something clever by suggesting that there is a way to get out of these traps by cooperating/using your brain, but I guess that’s not important when you can just do a grimy episode of NCIS instead. 

    2 stars because I’m still kinda enjoying myself even if the plot is dumb