c h r i s

c h r i s

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 i’m barely on this app anymore! 

Favorite films

  • The Virgin Spring
  • Programmed for Pleasure
  • A Moment of Romance
  • Female Vampire

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  • Mermaid Legend

  • The Cat

    ★★★★

  • Hitozuma hentai biyoshitsu

  • Companion

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  • Soft & Quiet

    Soft & Quiet

    ★★½

    some of the most vile women put on film, especially when their actions speak louder than their hateful words. I’d love to know exactly what Beth de Araújo was hoping to achieve with this film, what kind of reception was she expecting from her audience? this is the clearcut definition of “misery porn” and truthfully it’s giving me flashbacks to the godawful taste Speak No Evil left me with, two movies that clearly want it’s audience to dig themselves their…

  • The Pope's Exorcist

    The Pope's Exorcist

    ★★★

    I am a foul-mouthed Behemoth! 
     
    The Pope’s Exorcist is easily the most random release of the year and it’s nowhere near as bad as I was expecting it to be—pure exorcism camp that embraces its unholy goofiness. a solid foundation in sacrilegious tone makes up for the cringe dialogue that slithers off a possessed child’s sinful tongue. Everything else works to this little possession flicks benefit; Franco Nero plays the pope! the ending raises bloody hell! Russell Crowe casually rides a Vespa, twice! 

    let’s go to hell, 199 more times!

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  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    THE ACTING IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE SPEECHES IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE OPENING SCENE IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE SCENES IN BETWEEN THIS MOVIE.
    THE ENDING SCENE IN THIS MOVIE.
    DANIEL DAY-LEWIS IN THIS MOVIE.
    PAUL DANO IN THIS MOVIE.

    My GOD.
    Thank you PTA.

    I'm practically speechless, but of course, I have to atleast say something besides those things stated above. PTA is a genius, a complete mastermind, I'm a huge…

  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

    ★★

    why are you doing this? 
    because you let me. 

    Speak No Evil absolutely nails being in a deeply uncomfortable and distressing social setting—my anxiety had a field day with this one—but the most surprising thing about this is how humans are so quickly to be trusting, are we that desperate for social interaction? 

    I wanted to love this, but only ended up appreciating it for its relentlessness and feel-bad mood in the final act, knowing already that the director wanted us…