Chris Danko

Chris Danko

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

Favorite films

  • A Bronx Tale
  • The Godfather Part II
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Child's Play 2

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  • The Stöned Age

  • Erin Brockovich

    ★★★★★

  • Are We There Yet?

    ★★★★

  • FearDotCom

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  • The Stöned Age

    The Stöned Age

    What the hell did I just watch?

  • Erin Brockovich

    Erin Brockovich

    ★★★★★

    This movie is perfect

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  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding

    ★★★★

    Vaginal stretching, sparkle tits, AND murder?!

    What more could you ask for?!??

  • Warm Bodies

    Warm Bodies

    ★★★

    Love that everyone is super into this movie in the reviews but only giving it three stars? 

    Tbh it was corny AF, broke every zombie rule ever… is Nicholas Hoult sexy AF as a zombie? Yes… was this shit fun and cute? Yes…

    Was it by any means a good movie? Well, I guess that’s subjective but IMO it was OKAY.

    Cheesy as fuck…. But like do ya thang! 

    P.S I wanna punch Dave Franco in his stupid mouse face.