Favorite films

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  Frankenhooker 1990

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Jul 2024

  why is hollywood trying to remake a fistful of dollars and live action lion kings what we need is more frankenhooker

Recent reviews

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  Scanners 1981

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  all i could think about throughout this was how much he looks like dr house if you squint your eyes

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  Inherent Vice 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  just watching each character instead of trying to follow the plot makes this better

Popular reviews

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★ Watched 11 May 2024 3

  this was so coworker movie coded

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  The Slumber Party Massacre 1982

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  putting up lebron numbers with that drill