Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Triple Dog 2010

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  literally who was that Nina girl?

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  What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? 1962

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  jane was framed. wayyy more talented. jane had better costumes, better brooches, better black gloves, and better berets.

  she STILL curls that Kim Zolciak wig *just right*.
  she STILL drives that 1941 black Lincoln convertible.

  serving slop on silver trays in that rambling, truman capote-ass mansion!

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2024

  should've had blonde david make out with brunette david but tbh i get it

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  Pet Sematary 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jun 2024

  You cannot convince me that the main gal wasn’t played by Madonna.

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