Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Cha Cha Real Smooth 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2023

  im a simple girl. i see a coming of age movie that takes place after high school. i press play.

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Jan 2023

  not even ethan hawke is immune to that horrific face men make before they kiss you

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  UNICORN TAPESTRIES MENTION ART HISTORY NERDS HOW ARE WE FEELING⁉️⁉️

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Mar 2025

  “this is it, joel. it’s going to be gone soon.”
  “i know.”
  “what do we do?”
  “enjoy it.”

  feeling sick don’t call don’t text. i wish jim carrey wouldve done more roles like this because this was so incredibly special. jon brion on top as always <3

Popular reviews

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  Love, Rosie 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Aug 2018 1

  a condom came off inside my vagina and at present i’m unable to locate it

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  Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2009

  ★★★ Added 5

  my film class professor said this movie is a metaphor for white supremacy