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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I thought it was a happy ending until TikTok told me there was a post credit scene. I am a broken man. 

  Also, I named every animal with Julia:
  Cat: Flow
  Capybara: Stu
  Dog: Floppy
  Lemur: Mike
  Bird: Gerald 
  Other Dogs: Black, Brown, Corgi, Tiny

  WHAT HAPPENED TO GERALD?!

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  The 33% of people that didn't like this movie on rotten tomatoes had to have just been people pissed off by the Trump parallels

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 May 2024

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jul 2024

  I haven't cried this much since Iron Man died

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