Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Kick-Ass 2010

  Watched 18 Jul 2024

  Hit-girl had a party city wig, a deranged father, and a dream.

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  Let It Shine 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Jul 2023

  This movie is a masterpiece. You may like this movie, in fact you may even LOVE this movie but you will NEVER love this movie the way I do. 

  “I bet ur whole crew was a bunch of rent-a-homies” TRUTH GAGGED BLING HELLO!?!?

  “and now you lie in bed lonely, your persona’s a facade”  truth was really out here using 10th grade vocabulary words to gag the competition, like tell me this isn’t iconic (it is)

  I MIGHT BE A BUSBOY BUT YOU JUST GOT SERVED

  chrissa out *mic drop*

Recent reviews

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  Fresh 2022

  ★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Obsessed 2009

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  tbh Derek  knew what he was doing. But he couldn’t stand on it and Lisa was to crazy for him. 
  side note I know the argument scene word for word.

Popular reviews

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jun 2024

  I should’ve clocked out when Pearl started humping that scarecrow.
  - side note pearl only responding in English to her mother yelling at her in German is so first gen core.

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  Me Before You 2016

  ★★ Watched 22 Nov 2023 2

  this is the last time I let TikTok clips convince me to watch a movie.