Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien Resurrection 1997

  ★★½ Watched 22 Aug 2024

  I really identified with the alien-human hybrid at the end. We’re both fat, pasty white, just want to be loved, and are destined to have our guts sucked out of our backsides through a quarter sized whole into the vacuum of space.

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  Aliens vs Predator: Requiem 2007

  ½ Watched 06 May 2024

  Aliens VS Predator: Requiem makes AVP: Aliens VS Predator look like Predator 2

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  The Lie 2018

  ★ Watched 27 Apr 2024

  The only movie that will end with you wanting a pair of parents to beat their fifteen year old to death.