Christian Clark

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Father. Husband. Nerd.

Favorite films

  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • Toy Story
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★★

  • Zero Dark Thirty

    ★★★★

  • The Wild Robot

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    That shit was fucking hilarious

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★★

    Captain America: Brave New World was a very solid addition to the MCU in my opinion. While it definitely wasn’t perfect, it served its purpose and it did it well. Anthony Mackie was great with the shield in this. Also, who would’ve thought that Red Hulk would look like Han Solo, huh? Harrison Ford as Thaddeus Ross was epic. The supporting characters were also solid, like Isaiah and Joaquin. My complaint, while not completely pissing them away and wasting them,…

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    WOW! Just wow. Talk about a road trip, huh? I can’t believe it took me that long to watch this one start to finish. I’ve seen bits and pieces on TV in the past, but WOW. Awesome nonstop action and great visuals from start to finish. Oh, and of course, Tom. Fucking. Hardy. Looking forward to catching Furiosa as soon as I can now!

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★½

    Pushed this one off for quite some time because I wasn’t sure I would like it…wasn’t sure how I was going to feel about it even about 5 minutes in, but it ended up being very good. Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling absolutely killed it. Though it was very well done, I am going to be a child and say that the ending not going the way I had wanted it to makes this lose half of a star.