Christopher Hernandez

Christopher Hernandez

I like good movies. Sometimes I like bad movies.

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  • Spider Baby

    ★★★★½

  • Metal Lords

    ★½

  • How It Ends

    ★★

  • C'mon C'mon

    ★★★★

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  • Spider Baby

    Spider Baby

    ★★★★½

    Completely fun. Somewhat confusing. Better than most scary movies of the time.

  • Metal Lords

    Metal Lords

    ★½

    Metal Lame

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  • La Collectionneuse

    La Collectionneuse

    ½

    An unemployed asshole who thinks he is God's gift to women tries everything he can think of to score with a young woman who is sharing a summer home for a vacation. Including unwanted sexual advances, sending her to spend a weekend with a much older man, and leaving her as she talks to some friends on a remote country road. Really not the way I should be spending time on International Women's Day.

  • In Heaven There Is No Beer?

    In Heaven There Is No Beer?

    ★★★★

    Made me nostalgic for the weddings of my youth. My grandparents, aunts and uncles, and cousins all dancing the polka while my beautiful mother taught me the steps. The dance came easily. Especially when we took some sips of the cheap beer that was all over the dark halls. Who stole the kishka? More like who stole my uncle's Schlitz?