Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  A deeply uncomfortable and (I cannot even begin to stress this enough) 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮 moist piece of film.

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  Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire 2023

  ★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  Sitting in the dark staring at the ceiling, contemplating the very real prospect that as I Iie on my death bed, this film will once again flash before my eyes instead of the cherished memories of my loved ones.

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025 1

  Thank God I checked with friends and verified that this is a real film and not something my brain conjured up while I was having a stroke.

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  It's a good thing this Trump guy's just a movie character, otherwise we'd all be fucked.