Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Town 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Affleck old buddy. You captured my heart in this film. Renner, you lifted my spirits. Lively? You got my ass whenever you feel like it girl. You know I’m just an email away🫶🏻.

  In other words, Fuck you John Hamm.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Damn Bong. I thought we had something going here. I had your back through tough times, hell, I even vouched for your ass. I’m not mad Bong, I’m just disappointed. Do better next time.

  Theory. Bong Joon Ho is a die hard Twilight fan and his dream was to have a threesome w 2 Edwards. Damn. Idk, but Bong this was strike one and two.

Popular reviews

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  Midnight in Paris 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Nov 2024 1

  Heart = Filled

  Bank Account = Empty

  Current Problems = Mesothelioma 

  Owen Wilson = Lightning McQueen

  Great film as usual.

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  The Tree of Life 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Nov 2024 1

  Brad Pitt should’ve been bullied more as a kid