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  Michael Clayton 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 May 2024

  I’m not a miracle worker, I’m a janitor. I clean up shit for a living. Literally, I clean shit out of toilets. Every toilet in the firm. I clean it. After breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even late at night when all the other lawyers are billing overtime for an important client, making photo copies and eating lo-mein out of the containers, I clean up their shit. Marty Bach? Marty’s got a private bathroom in his office. The man takes daily…

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  Dicks: The Musical 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2024

  I once took an improv class taught by Aaron Jackson. One single class. It was intimidating. He’s so theatrical and magnetic that I had trouble loosening up in front of him. And then there was his hair. It was mesmerizing. Impossible to focus in its presence. And he loved drawing attention to it. He was constantly running his fingers through it, doing hair flips, putting it up in a ponytail and then dramatically taking it back out. He would blow…

Recent reviews

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  Sorcerer 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This about to be the White Lotus dad.

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  Mistress America 2015

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  Since GG has been behind the camera so much lately you forget that she also SLAYS in front of the camera. Best use of Rosanna in a movie?

Popular reviews

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  The Straight Story 1999

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Feb 2025

  I love that he’s got his other little chair for his friends 🥹

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  Jawbreaker 1999

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025

  Before the internet you could literally change identities at the same school and nobody would even notice.