Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  American Pie 1999

  ★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  an extra star just for band camp girl and the masterpiece of a shot where jim is spread across the kitchen counter, raw dogging that pie with his penor

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  Meet the Parents 2000

  ★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  everything goes wrong - the movie

Popular reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025 1

  jack quaid violently orgasming is the jumpscare of the century good god

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025 1

  pov: you notice your friend huddled in the corner of their chair, assuming they are trying to hide their sobs…..turns out they are hitting their vape to cope 😔✊ 

  anywho, phenomenal movie

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