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  The Room Next Door 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025 1

  The problem with going to see movies with Valeria is that her review will always be twice as insightful as anything you could ever come up with….
  So all I’ll say is that Pedro Almodovar is a little too stylish and jarring for me, but I did love Tilda Swinton’s performance-  stole the show (especially her insanely slay wardrobe)

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  Close 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  jesus fucking Christ be warned that this is the most depressing film you will ever watch

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  The Other Woman 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025 1

  Another plane watch - so entertaining, how does this man manage to nab so many hotties? he’s a 6 at most

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  Up in the Air 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025 1

  so good wtf I finally get our mum’s obsession with George clooney

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