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Recent reviews

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  Kids 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  NOT a kids movie

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Longest cut scene ever

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★ Watched 23 Sep 2024 3

  Babylon 🤝 Speed Racer 🤝 A lobotomy by four cocks via your eyes and ears

  Megalolpoopiss is a far cry from an experimental passion project, it is a schizophrenic episode at best. The minimum one hour of blooper reel that made it into this shit show was the only thing that kept me from walking out, I needed to know, can it possibly get any worse? The answer was an astounding yes! The storyline had great potential but the editing and…

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  The A-Team 2010

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Aug 2024 1

  20 years from now…

  It’s 9:40pm on a Sunday, wifey and the youngest have gone to bed, my 11 year old son sits on the couch motionless trying not to bring any attention to himself as the Top Gear rerun has just finished and he’s unsure if breathing will alert me to the fact that he was supposed to be in bed 10 minutes ago. I pretend not to notice him and scroll through the channels.

  I’m 20+ clicks deep…

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