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Recent reviews

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  The Great Muppet Caper 1981

  ★★★ Rewatched 01 Mar 2025

  The Muppets + Charles Grodin. Who knew? Somebody who deserved a raise, that’s who.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ½ Watched 20 Feb 2025 1

  Believe it or not, we actually have Red Hulk as president IRL and his economic policies are the most effective at combating inflation of any president in my life time and seemingly long before that as well. This movie absolutely sucks by the way and you Marvel apologists are absolute brainless shills. Not to make this too political but the fourteen screenwriters definitely thought Kamala had it in the bag. 

  “It WaSNT ThAT BaD, REd Hulk was cool, I LIke…

Popular reviews

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  Dune 2021

  ★★½ Rewatched 09 Feb 2024

  Whoever said there is no such thing as a 100% successful method of birth control did not see the look on the face of the girl I was sitting across the way from as her date tried to explain that while the Dune movie only covers half of the first book of the series, there was still a lot of mythology and world building that wasn’t carried over to the film adaptation. He then proceeded to give numerous examples. 

  If…

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  The Hunt for Red October 1990

  ★★★★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2023

  The Sea is Flames!!! They really don't make 'em like this anymore. When did we as a society forget how cool submarines are? A reliable thriller and an all around good time.

  "Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."