Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025 1

  ever since ive been with my boyfriend he has begged me to watch this with him. i have made excuses every time.
  “babe…im just not in the mood.”
  “honey, im tired.”
  “hmm maybe next time?” 

  well after four years of that, the excuses start to run dry. all of the sudden, your boyfriend is having a birthday and his one birthday wish is to watch pirates of the Caribbean. how could you turn down a birthday boy’s wish? we went…

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  Bio-Dome 1996

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i can never hate u pauly shore. they will never turn me against u

  would have given 3 stars but honestly the fart jokes got to be too much even for me. one or two…i can forgive. but THAT many!? sheesh….
  the girls are sooo hot in this movie like unbelievably hot i dont think ive seen a movie w this many hotties??? anyway the soundtrack rips and i didnt hate it its so 90s and just doesnt take itself seriously so like why would i?

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2024 3

  in 1996, weezer released the album Pinkerton to hateful, scathing reviews. “It’s nothing like the Blue album!” they said. “I want the old Weezer!” they cried. and now, a mere 28 years later, Pinkerton is a beloved, cherished album by fans and critics alike, considered by many to be their best album. so what happened? sometimes, works of art are thrust upon us before our little brains are able to fully digest their genius. give it time, the dust will settle and Megalopolis shall…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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