CinemaCrumpet

CinemaCrumpet

Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • The Godfather
  • Braindead
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Jeepers Creepers

    ★★★

  • The Fly

    ★★★★½

  • Pretty in Pink

    ★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

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  • Jeepers Creepers

    Jeepers Creepers

    ★★★

    I know I’ve encountered hundreds of films with the same problem (especially horrors), but it’s really remarkable how strongly this starts and then how badly it’s let down by its second half. As soon as that awful CGI wing pops out of him, might as well just turn it off.

  • The Fly

    The Fly

    ★★★★½

    Perhaps my favourite relationship between a film and its remake. Catching the 1958 original on late night TV at around age 7 and being scared shitless by the ending with the spider VS watching this remake as an adult and being just absolutely stoked at all of the gnarly practical effects. Ideal journey from one to the other, a microcosm of my love for this genre.

    Every single time I watch this I am struck with the same two thoughts:…

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  • RRR

    RRR

    ★★★★★

    MARVEL STUDIOS FOUND DEAD IN CALIFORNIA HOTEL ROOM

    TWO ARROWS IN BACK OF HEAD

    AUTHORITIES TREATING IT AS A SUICIDE

  • Bambi Meets Godzilla

    Bambi Meets Godzilla

    ★★½

    Probably better than the eventual Bambi live action remake.