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A Quiet Place: Day One 2024
God punishing humans for inventing emotional support cats with cornflaek men from the heavens
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Van Helsing 2004
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Thr 2nd carriage really got me, but the Frankencicle got me even harder
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Beneath the Planet of the Apes 1970
Felt a bit short to me tbh, there's enough going on here that it could have been stretched out to 150-200 minutes. Would you something like this:
Act 1: This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them (white studs from space)
Starting in orbit around Earth, Brent infiltrates a space station swarming with space-apes. In the short time since the last movie, the apes have gotten over their irrational fear of flight, and advanced into their…Translated from by -
10 Cloverfield Lane 2016
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I just think it's so very cool that the "mess" that John (very) Goodman took care of was really just his fuzzy bear face-fur, as he transformed into a glistening smooth-as-a-baby's butt and most-sophisticatedly groomed gentlesir. Such a g*d-darn shame. Those cheeks looked so soft, so wide, he's like a mushroom Kaiju. He looks like he would enjoy bowling(?)
Thats a real bummer for Cletus tho, I bet he was looking forward to more alone time with Miss Protagonist instead of spending the rest of his life in a micro hot tub. #CawkBlock 😒
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