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  Maciste in Hell 1925

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  not even 3 minutes in: "Second wife of great King Pluto, Proserpina, notorious for cuckolding her peaceful husband" 

  tbh wasn't expecting Maciste to actually take the high ground & talk some sense into Giorgio for being a deadbeat douche

  moral of the story: Hell is super wacky & filled with hot babes (?)

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  Satan's Rhapsody 1917

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I'd sit through damn near any silent film for the visuals & vibes alone, so the pretty thin plot here is inconsequential for the most part. That mirror shot near the end, tho... let's talk about THAT instead

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  Häxan 1922

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  alright satan you're The Great Seducer and all but do you really have to do that crazy shit with your tongue every single time

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  The Mystical Rose 1976

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  In the non-narrative cinema, straight up "Jorking It".
  And by "it", haha, well. Let's just say. The Catholic Church

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