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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  This was fucking great. It’s a tight 90 mins: Everyone’s hot (damn, Marisa Abela). Fassbender always hits the right spot.
  Go see it, ya ding dongs.

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  Secretary 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Dense viewers may think this is just an S&M film.
  It’s actually the sweetest love story. The kink is hot though. Spader spanks like a pro😅

  It has such a weird tone, in a good way, very Lynch. 
  Steven Shainberg is an underrated director, in my opinion. 

  Fun cameo I caught on this watch: Osgood Perkins.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  It looked like someone drop kicked a cherry pie!
  Two thumbs up, although they’ll probably get blown off.

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  Bound 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  That fitted sheet didn’t stand a chance 🖤

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