Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025 3

  This sucks. Rehash of the first Moana's themes with far less impact and insight. Songs are worse. Characters are less interesting. Writing is duller. But the anachronisms and Disney in-jokes push this into misery territory. It's so wild that she makes a joke about not needing to be a princess to make a difference and then the movie turns her into a god. Disney just shouldn't be guiding our children haha. My daughter loves it, 5/5 for her on her third viewing.

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  Eephus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  If you've weirdly been craving a mumblecore sports movie, look no further. Relaxing and charming for 70 minutes then surprisingly shifts into quiet profundity. Spaceman Lee gives an absolutely awesome performance.

Popular reviews

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  Janet Planet 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Nov 2024 2

  Absolutely rocks, baby! The cinematography in this movie is truly stunning in its ability to make you remember what it felt like to be a kid. And lemme just say, having kids is so fucking crazy and being someone's kid is so fucking crazy. Being a kid is SO fucking crazy.

  The movie deploys its period piece impact on the viewer sparingly but to great effect. Some deep, dormant feeling sparked in my brain when Lacy is laying on the…

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  Jackass Forever 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  What can I say, these are still my dudes.