jesus Fucking christ. calling this a saw knockoff isn't right because a movie has never tried this hard to be Saw II specifically. this is objectively worse, but i think the last time i came away from a movie feeling this specific way WAS when i last watched saw. if Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill! has 0 fans i'm dead. i really thought this was made in like 2009 until i saw the end credits
(ps. the production company is…
surprisingly enjoyable??? but also absolutely carried by how unnecessarily hot half the cast is. i could not have cared less about the protagonist and i wish the soundtrack did more but i was like twirling my hair and kicking my feet whenever "Jerry" was on screen like hello
I like a movie that's straightforward with its concept. It's not particularly novel, but that feels like a point in its favour, like it's kind of an homage to its genre and inspirations. It's pretty solid.
I wouldn't really call it scary and a little too much the movie was just some guys I didn't care about wandering through the woods saying Fuck, but hey, the rest of it was still fun. I did feel like there wasn't quite enough…
Okay. Having seen Saw when I was younger didn't prepare me for the experience of rewatching it as an adult some 15 years later. I had fun while I was watching this and I was hollering through the end and then I had way more thoughts than I expected to have about the whole thing.
This isn't a gory torture spectacle, this is a nu metal soap opera. It's campy enough that I spent a lot of the more chaotic…
