Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Quiet Place 2018

  ★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  My dumbass would've done a loud as fuck sneeze and died immediately

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Jack Quaid himself showed up and sat in front of us wearing a giant top hat so we couldn’t see anything. I don’t think it hindered the experience.

Popular reviews

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2022

  Please let this be the start of the Dreamworks renaissance

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  Click 2006

  ½ Added

  Ever since I watched this movie, myself and my family have received nothing but misfortune. All of my plants keep dying even though I'm watering them, I can't sleep because I keep hearing Adam Sandler's voice in my dreams, my cat exploded right in front of me, my wife left me because she couldn't stand staying in this accursed house any longer, and every day Adam Sandler himself personally breaks into my home and shoots me in the leg with a luger. Whatever you do, don't watch this movie, please.