Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I wish I could’ve loved this more but structurally it’s just so all over the place. All the places where it spent the most time feel like they could’ve been cut down and all the places where they skipped over feel like they should’ve been more developed. Also feel like as absurd as this went it still had room to go crazier? Still enjoyed the dual Pattinsons, and I wish they had named him 18 times in the credits

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  “You like mysteries that much?”

Popular reviews

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  Simon Birch 1998

  ★ Watched 27 Sep 2019 3

  What the fuck is this thing?

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  Thomas and the Magic Railroad 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Aug 2019 1

  ALEC BALDWIN YELLS ABOUT GOLD DUST AND I GREW UP WITH THIS MOVIE AND DAMMIT IT'S GREAT AND AHHHHHH!!!!