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  Gremlins 1984

  ★★½ Watched 14 May 2019

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  The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 2014

  ★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2019

  Would have been 4 stars but they removed the “finnick in his underwear” line

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