Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  Lisa rinna did not make an appearance :/

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  It’s fuckbot Friday who wont me

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  Three words: Demi’s back juice. 

  Certifiable video nasty — the most punishing film I’ve seen in my entire life. I’ve never writhed and squirmed so much while watching something. What it is: a beautifully written, directed, shot and acted body horror film that’s filled with horrific imagery and sad, beautiful messages. What it’s not: for the faint of heart. It’s graphic and gory and blood-soaked and it doesn’t look/cut away.

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 May 2024

  This one’s for the queer kids who loved Buffy. My heart still hurts hours after watching this