cjop

cjop

Honest reviews only

Favorite films

  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • 12 Years a Slave
  • Hot Fuzz

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  • Hijack '93

    ★½

  • Red Dawn

    ★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★★

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  • Hijack '93

    Hijack '93

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Red Dawn

    Red Dawn

    ★½

    Who the hell would want to invade Spokane?

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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ½

    I cannot express how much I fucking hate Paddington. If I saw this bear in the street I’d boot that mother fucker straight into the road.

  • Cunk on Britain

    Cunk on Britain

    ★★★★★

    Why did the Russians launch Spunk into orbit?
    I suppose spunk in orbit would just sort of float around in globules like it does in a bath.

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