CJ

CJ

Speed is an awful film

Favorite films

  • Good Will Hunting
  • Pulp Fiction
  • About Time
  • The Princess Bride

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  • Hidden Figures

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Stand by Me

    ★★★

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★

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  • Hidden Figures

    Hidden Figures

    ★★★½

    “We all pee the same colour” - jokes on you, I piss blood

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Can tell when a woman hasnt tried Nando’s peri peri sauce

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  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★★★

    I have many thoughts.

    First of all, the most accurate portrayal of me (drunk crying and messaging a woman at 3am) but also the best reenactment of a video call I’ve ever seen. 

    The plot wasn’t exactly complicated but purely the way it was shot and the score were insane - up there with taxi driver for me.

    As much as I love La La Land, this is a better version.
    Might learn Korean just to fully grasp the depth of this film.

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★

    Film was an hour and a half in before she had an original thought.

    My goat Aaron Hotchner wouldve had this wrapped up in 40 mins and then dropped the hardest quote imaginable.

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