Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 30 Dec 2024

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  1) how did Bill Skarsfart enjoy wearing acrylics 2) is it weird that Johnny Depp’s daughter and ex played the same character? I think yeah

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  The Bikeriders 2023

  Watched 16 Aug 2024

  I feel like nobody told any of the other actors Norman Reedus was gonna be in the movie he just rode up on a motorcycle mid-scene. Also I hated this

Popular reviews

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  The Invisible Man 2020

  ½ Watched 03 Mar 2020

  Idk why everybody is heralding this movie as some great feminist success—(a) written and directed by a dude and (b) if you have actually experienced stalking/DV The Invisible Man will likely be impossible to watch without being retraumatized, which begs the question: Who the actual fuck is the intended audience? PASS

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  Beyond the Valley of the Dolls 1970

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Apr 2020

  “You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance”? WOW! “Pray, let them joust in heat”? YES! “Step into my web, said the spider”? NEW CATCHPHRASE!