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Planet of the Apes 1968
Really wish the ending wasn’t spoiled going into it but it’s amazing enough that it didn’t affect the overall experience regardless. Kind of annoyed it took me so long to get around to this movie because it’s right up my street, one of my new favourites.
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Terrifier 3 2024
Incelbait. Literally a movie you can only enjoy if you’re a pathetic, lonely man. Just a sad attempt at being ‘edgy’ that fails in every regard. A pathetic franchise for pathetic people. Grow up.
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Imagine Me & You 2005
Sorry but I don’t like this movie😭 very tacky and the premise is literally ‘I got married to a really nice guy and started cheating on him with someone I met at OUR wedding who I’ve known for 3 minutes.’ Fucking wild. Not a ‘good for her’ movie it’s a ‘she’s a bad person’ movie.
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World War Z 2013
The scene where Israel made a perfect wall because they knew the apocalypse was coming (and didn’t immediately alert all world powers) and were doing oh so well! But then they let the Palestinians in to be nice! :D but then those pesky Palestinians decided to make too much noise! >:( and the zombies defied all rules of gravity and human biology to just make a huge pile and climb up the wall? Is so genuinely fucking egregious I can’t…
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