ClaireGriffin

ClaireGriffin

Favorite films

  • Spirited Away
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • Little Women

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  • Gladiator II

    ★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★★

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★★

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★

    Sis had the empire’s love, the senate, Rome’s armies, and the natural heir handed to her last movie and managed to fuck it up so bad they had to make the same movie of her getting her ass saved AGAIN. Except this time she had TWO extremely powerful men come in to fix the mess AND YET SHE STILL MANAGED TO FUCK THAT UP AND GET EVERYONE SHISHKEBABBED BY ARROWS.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★

    The actors all did a good job, but I’m really not sure why this story got so much acclaim as it doesn’t add anything new or interesting to conversations around body dysmorphia, gender & ageism, Hollywood exploitation, etc. Even if you’re watching it just for the sake of gore, you may be disappointed; the grossest part to me was just Dennis Quaid eating shrimp. 
    This movie’s takeaway message - women are held to unrealistic standards, especially in entertainment (duh) + there…

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★★

    almost as good as the proposal

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