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  Den of Thieves 2: Pantera 2025

  ★★ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  Respectfully, I wouldn’t ask these thieves to bring me back a piece of chocolate if they went on a field trip to the Wonka Chocolate Factory.

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  Black Christmas 1974

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  Some of the best fashion and worst police work I’ve ever seen on screen. My heart grew three sizes and is now the size of the pink beret Jess wears to have a very serious face-to-face conversation. So many notes but also 10/10 no notes. Justice for Barb 💔😭 Also, RIP to the first First Girl (Clare). Final Girls get the glory, but you gave an entire generation of horror filmmakers nightmares and that’s something too.

Popular reviews

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  Triple Frontier 2019

  ★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  F*ck, Marry, Kill but instead of Kill you have to fire three of the five elite Army bros.

  Personally, I’m not letting the guy (Affleck) who can’t sell a $120,000 condo in the US plan the $250 million heist in South America.

  I’m also not trusting the guy (Pascal) who got busted with cocaine to get me off of the drug lord’s compound.

  And I’m certainly not letting the guy (Isaac) who hired them make late-game strategy calls that involve…

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