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Favorite films

  • Juno
  • Porco Rosso
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Brokeback Mountain

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  • The Thing

    ★★★★★

  • V for Vendetta

    ★★★★★

  • Black Swan

    ★★★★★

  • Logan

    ★★★½

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  • tick, tick... BOOM!

    tick, tick... BOOM!

    ★★★★★

    I decided to watch this movie again because I wasn't sure if I was accurately remembering its perfection, if I was just looking at it with rose-colored glasses basically. But yeah it just is a perfect movie.

    I'm realizing I say a combination of these words a lot, but still, I feel like this is the only movie that I truly think I have too much to say about and will never truly be able to communicate my true thoughts…

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Logan

    Logan

    ★★★½

    ...it's fine, not worth trying to binge watch the entire X-Men series. It'll greatly affect your mental health seeing so much mediocrity only to end it with this film.

    It's overall a decent movie but simply isn't anything special, and is filled with clichés.


    Just watch X-Men 97 if you really need X-Men, the films are not worth it.

  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    X-Men: Apocalypse

    ★★½

    These movies have very clearly lost their edge, which is the only thing they ever really had. I feel very apathetic towards this regardless of the score, since it is still a movie of some quality, but overall it left me feeling very shallow and I'll likely forget it in a week.

    Some things I liked are pretty much all of Quicksilver(the Sweet Dreams scene was better than like, entire movies in this franchise), he's a very sympathetic and overall…

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  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★★

    They don't really make movies like this a lot, just pure fun with an interesting enough story. All the performances were great and the comedy was top-notch.

    I didn't really get why they pushed in the theme of not killing the bad guys, but other than that this movie is as perfect as a classic comedy can be.


    (Also when I say I'm literally Ryan Gosling this is the one I mean)

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★

    I feel kinda bad considering this "The Worst Deadpool Movie" because it implies that it isn't good, which isn't true. It's a fun movie that's funny enough and with a story that somewhat works, and while I do think a Deadpool movie deserves more than that, I can't imagine anyone not liking it. The worst case scenario is finding it somewhat mediocre and not as good as the first two, which I do.

    What also sounds bad but with which…