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  Date Movie 2006

  ★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  pros:
  - nothing could've prepared me for each scene that came after the next
  - sophie monk is my new girl crush
  - i too am afraid of hella ass
  cons:
  - CAN WE BE SERIOUS FOR ONE SECOND
  - they should've just made this R rated and had their fun fr
  - idk if its better or worse that i haven't seen some of the movies they parodied

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  The Island 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  pros: 
  - ah my favorites: brutalism and medical gore
  - never a dull moment
  - your clone kills you. suicide or homicide??

  cons:
  - this is like far right revolution porn
  - the length of this movie is like if ashton kutcher made a time machine and decided to live out every. single. alternate ending.
  - so umm what do you do with the mentally 15 year old clones that are just roaming…

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  American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules 2020

  ★★★★ Added

  pros:
  - greg heffley is packing CONFIRMED
  - jfk kink is so valid
  - this is how you ACCURATELY represent gen z tbh

  cons:
  - we lost the plot so many times
  - where's that one freak whos in literally ALL the AP movies
  - so who really won the bet?

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  Are We There Yet? 2005

  ★½ Added

  pros:
  - a primarily poc cast
  - children terrorize an adult (funnier concept when i was younger)
  - i may have gotten a lil emotional

  cons:
  - is there secondhand anxiety or am i just an empath
  - man fuck dem kids
  - simp

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