clare

clare

the antithesis to film bros everywhere

Favorite films

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

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  • Adolescence

    ★★★★

  • The Scammers

    ★★½

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    ★★★½

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★★★

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★

    incredibly technically and visually interesting. much of its power lies in how shocking and visceral and jarring it is, which i think would be more stirring to others than it is to myself, given how much radical feminist content i consume. every episode was exhaustive for my soul; this is completely essential viewing for anyone who has the misfortune of having to interact with the male species. social media coverage of this served as a very solemn reminder that women are entirely unaware of just how much men hate them

  • The Scammers

    The Scammers

    ★★½

    a bit silly but what else can you really expect from the french. killing the guy in the phone box was batshit btw

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  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ★★★

    there’s actually no cargo hatch in the back of boeing 737s :( i can allow silly plot armour and even jason bateman but one thing i will not stand for is the misrepresentation of the humble airliner

  • Airplane!

    Airplane!

    ★★★★

    unfortunately with the way language has evolved since 1980, nobody really says “surely” anymore, severely limiting my ability to make any “don’t call me shirley” jokes

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