Classified1

Classified1

Like most people, I love great movies... and sometimes really bad ones.

Favorite films

  • Henry V
  • Aliens
  • Amadeus
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Alone in the Dark

    ½

  • A Quiet Place: Day One

    ★★★★½

  • Boy Kills World

    ★★★★½

  • Riding the Bullet

    ★½

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  • Alone in the Dark

    Alone in the Dark

    ½

    Uwe Boll... what else needs to be said? How does this guy keep getting work?

  • Sons of Steel

    Sons of Steel

    ★★

    Absolute rubbish, but so absurd it's hilarious. I still have only a vague idea about whatever the plot is about, but the awful dialogue, cheap sets and makeup make it a guilty pleasure. Art, it's not... but at least it's easy to poke fun at it.

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  • Phoenix the Warrior

    Phoenix the Warrior

    ½

    This was so bad I won't bother you with the details, it's not even worthy of a laugh. Total garbage. Persis Khambatta really let me down. Why can't I give it a negative score? (-3 stars) Cause... I would.

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★★★

    Simply put, it's a really great movie. I appreciate the original concept and setup involving the porcelain hand instead of just a Ouija board or séance. It's easy to connect with the characters and the individual stories seem to fit. The writing and dialog was good and the acting was great. The end was pretty much expected, but that's true of most movies. Overall, I really enjoyed it and I'm looking forward to the sequel.