CLAW BEAR

CLAW BEAR

morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket

Favorite films

  • Trainspotting
  • The Handmaiden
  • Tokyo Godfathers
  • Spice World

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★

  • Female Trouble

    ★★★★★

  • Soul of the Ocean

    ★★★★½

  • You and the Night

    ★★½

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★

    1. Shadow was resplendent, obviously.
    2. Two Jim Carreys is too many. Robotnik wasn't so hot in this movie as the previous ones. It's not a sexy vibe when somebody's grandpa is thrown in the mix.
    3. 'Live and Learn' was great. But also 'Escape from the City' and 'A Ghost's Pumpkin Soup' should have obviously been in the movie.
    3. How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot.

  • You and the Night

    You and the Night

    ★★½

    “The Breakfast Club if it was an orgy” is a hilariously cool idea for a movie, so i wish i liked this more than i do.

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  • God's Own Country

    God's Own Country

    I need emotionally mature and sensitive Gheorghe to want more for himself than shacking up in a racist town with an emotionally repressed ugly boy who's also racist and barfs a lot.

  • Blade

    Blade

    ★★★★

    My favorite part of the movie was when Blade smashed a uniformed cop against the hood of his cruiser in broad daylight in the middle of a city street and nobody even stopped to look. The pedestrians got a little worried when Blade pulled out his gun, but after he stopped shooting everyone was like "oh, okay, glad that's over" and went back to milling around.

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