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  Snow White 2025

  ★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  I was dragged here against my will. Gal Gadot’s terrible acting was lowkey a highlight as I laughed every time she opened her mouth. Zegler is fine but she remains box office poison and insufferable in real life so whatever.

  I missed my opportunity to watch Mickey 17 — so I guess this was my punishment for that mistake. The universe made me pay by essentially watching a crime against cinema. At least I didn’t have to pay for it.

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  The Plow That Broke the Plains 1936

  ★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Uni requirement.

Popular reviews

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  The Hunt for Gollum 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 10 May 2024

  Fuck you WB for copyright striking an actual great fan film 15 years and 13 million views after the fact just because you decided it was time to adapt your own version of the story. Fuck YOU.

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power Global Fan Screening 2022

  ★★★★ Added

  Just got done watching it and let's just say this: it makes every other new fantasy show from the past 5 years look weak in comparison. The cinematography, the costume design, the production design, the music, visual effects, the sound mixing, the directing, all of the technical aspects are top notch and unrivaled. The writing tho seems clunky with too much time being spent in areas and scenarios that could've been left out entirely. One character in particular feels flat…

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