Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pulse 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  At two separate points in this movie where something beyond creepy was happening, an object in my room inexplicably fell over, and I have never been so close to shitting myself during a film.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Every now and then a movie with Robert Pattinson comes out that reminds me how much of an antisocial loser I am. Not all of them have Mark Ruffalo doing a wicked George Bush impression.

Popular reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ½ Watched 05 Mar 2022

  This is like a Ubisoft game that magically turned into a film.

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  A Different Man 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Jun 2024

  Finally saw Sebastian’s Stan

  Also saw Miles G. Jackson play two different minuscule characters in two different A24 movies on the same day, that was weird

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