clintweastwood

clintweastwood

The rootinist tootinist reviewer in the wild, wild west

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  • The Muppet Movie

    ★★★★½

  • The Dark Crystal

    ★★★

  • Nope

    ★★★½

  • Legends of the Fall

    ★★½

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  • The Muppet Movie

    The Muppet Movie

    ★★★★½

    Absolutely enchanting. Had a rainbow connection with this one

  • The Dark Crystal

    The Dark Crystal

    ★★★

    Very goofy and cheesy. Good puppetry. Sexy skeksis

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★½

    "Lion King but Simba is a dickhead"

    Classic tale of a man who gives up the ones he loves for some vapid, macho, dick measuring contest. Except this time it isn't rewarded. 5/7 good work for realism and a modern morality tale in my viking larping

  • Legends of the Fall

    Legends of the Fall

    ★★½

    Classic tale of falling for the brad pitt hotness. Happens to the best of us

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