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The Muppet Movie 1979
Absolutely enchanting. Had a rainbow connection with this one
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The Northman 2022
"Lion King but Simba is a dickhead"
Classic tale of a man who gives up the ones he loves for some vapid, macho, dick measuring contest. Except this time it isn't rewarded. 5/7 good work for realism and a modern morality tale in my viking larping
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Legends of the Fall 1994
Classic tale of falling for the brad pitt hotness. Happens to the best of us
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