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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  “Horny Dracula” this, “Horny Dracula” that. While wonderfully crafted, the reviews and word of mouth is proof the prudes are winning. Watch this for the music, the cinematography, and the costuming, not the thirst factor. It’s fine, but I wish I’d gone to see something else? 

  If this is your first Dracula-esque film, you’re going to be attached to this, and I get it, but this isn’t what I was told it would be. 

  If you ACTUALLY want to watch…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Hollywood’s favourite freaky lil guy has an existential crisis about what it means to die. 

  If you want a 2 hour long film about space fascism, the value of human life, and colonisation, give it a watch. It’s fun.

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