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Recent reviews

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  The VelociPastor 2018

  Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Felt a bit like a smosh skit. 
  Glad she’s fine tho

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Guess u could say they were rlly taking the Mickey ahahahah!

  First thought tho is if I had a double of myself the first thing I’d think is dang let me sleep with myself lowkey. Like mickey 17 rlly rejected the opportunity of a lifetime. 
  Also the blatant nazi and maga symbolism??? And them blatantly recreating trumps mannerisms. 
  Also not relevant but the like ‘last cigarette before an execution’ line got me thinking like dang that would probably be the…

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 30 Sep 2024 2

  left the cinema wanting to join ED Twitter, and planning to kill myself by 30. I’ve never had a film effect my self esteem this much EVER 

  Body horror with good plot actually exists. This film is NOT it. The only reason it’s become so popular is due to a mix of tiktok edge lords who fail to realise effects like this CAN have plot, and people who have never actually explored the genre before. So they fail to realise…

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  One Direction: This Is Us 2013

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Oct 2024

  I’m confused am I watching the right movie why is everyone saying he dies

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