"I don't like your food, and I would like to send it back".

Main course was an overdone plot sequence. Not the intellectual, thought-provoking dish it cracks itself up to be.

"And the worst part is, I'm still fucking hungry".

winner winner cigarette for dinner

Getting sick of all the movies that have intriguing concepts but never seem to be executed correctly.

This could have been the fun horror version of Jumanji but instead it was a disappointing drag that couldn't decide if it wanted to stay light or hit deeper and landed in an unsatisfactory mid-range.
Felt like the entire storyline was improvised. I should have chosen anything but this movie it seems.

I'm on 27 "fuck you"s and counting.