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Favorite films

  • The Iron Giant
  • Chinatown
  • Nope
  • The Thing

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  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★★

  • Fargo

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★½

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  • Multiple Maniacs

    Multiple Maniacs

    ★★★★

    "I know your type. You're lesbian hookers. We don't like no lezzies in this neighborhood, so if you're smart, you'll get on a bus and go back uptown or where you came from."

    "Hey, you're talking to a lady! You better watch your language, pig, before I turn you into a piece of bacon!"

    I love perverted sacrilegious films about insane queer women!!!

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  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★

    I have simultaneously so much to say and yet nothing at all. One thing is for certain however, and it's that Kyle MacLachlan is top 10 one of the most handsome guys ever

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Mickey 18 wouldn't have missed

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  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★★

    I'll reach through the screen and save that twink from that damn bathroom myself

  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★★

    I wonder how leigh whannell feels knowing he's referred to as the gay twink from saw and there's nothing he can do about it