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Recent reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I want to be sandwiched between Jacob and Alice. Like so badly. Like dude what the fuck. I’m being serious I don’t get it.

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  Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

  No comment needed.

Popular reviews

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  After 2019

  ½ Watched 03 Mar 2025 1

  Fuck you Jaidynn for making me watch this shit. Hardin is such a stupid annoying piece of shit and I want to drown him. Noah lowkey did nothing wrong, but I hate him anyways for being a character in this movie. And don’t even get me started on Tessa. If you like this movie unironically, I wish you the best.

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  White Chicks 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Why was this so fucking funny.

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